Monday, May 14, 2012

Curiouser and curiouser..

Yesterday, the strangest thing happened.
I began eating, as usual. Cheezies first, the bright orange usually a good marker.
Followed by crackers and rice. Then excused myself to the bathroom to "take care of buisness" if you will. I began purging...
Bright orange first,
followed by white (presumably crackers)
followed by brown (rice).
What in the actual fuck is going on in my esophagus? 
Why am I puking things in the order that I ate them?!?
That is the whole point of markers, because basic biology states that when yakking, whatever you ate first will come out last.
Apparently not.
Other than that, things have been routine.
Skip breakfast.
Drive to work (2 Camels).
Go out for lunch (1 Camel).
Purge.
Go back to work (1Camel).
Drive home (2 Camels).
Optional snack.
Purge.
Drive to and from gym (2 Camels).
Shower.
Sleep.

Burned a hole in my skirt driving to work today. Also puked all over it after lunch.
The only thing that is driving me absolutely bananas is the fact that I cannot find a reliable scale.
The one at home says I haven't lost an ounce since being home. The one at the gym says I've lost 23 pounds.

Strange things are happening...

1 comment:

  1. so, a word from experience. i've actually never had anything come up in the right order. (the opposite that it went in.) i don't know why, but let's just say i had a salad, then two hours later i ate a couple pizzas. immidiatly afterward when i go to purge, lettus will always come up first. same goes for icecream. peanut butter is always last to come up, even if it was the last thing i ate.
    never trust markers.

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